Placebex™ Original
The gold standard in feeling great for reasons you can’t quite name. Tastes like confidence.
- Fast-acting vibes
- Pairs with coffee
- Zero known bad moods
EST. 2025
Pharmacology with personality.
Pharmacology with personality.
Side effects include joy.
Meet Sideffecta — a playfully serious lab dreaming up products that make you feel good about feeling good. We obsess over purity, precision, and pleasantly surprising side effects.
Clinically credible-ish*
GMP-ish crafted
Joy-first formulas
Square-logo ready
Experience the Effects
*Relax — this is parody content. Nothing here is medical advice.
Our logo fits neatly in a 1:1 square — like your grid.
Our crowd‑pleasing products
OptiMood XR™
Extended-release optimism with delightful micro‑cheers over 12 hours. Warning: spontaneous whistling.
- Time-release cheer
- Work‑friendly dosage
- Desk-to-dancefloor ready
Focusaurus™
Playful focus without the fossilized frown. For deep work and deeper grins.
- Crisp attention
- Gentle landings
- Dino‑sized delight
Science‑ish you can trust
The Sideffecta Standard
We pressure‑test purity, run meticulous taste panels, and measure the joy‑to‑jaw‑drop ratio. Our favorite metric? Smiles per Capsule (SpC). Higher is better; ours are off the charts.
- Transparency from idea to inbox
- Lot tracking you can actually read
- Labels written by humans
Beautifully simple ingredients
We keep formulas short and readable. If we can’t explain an ingredient in one sentence, it doesn’t make the cut.
- Nothing weird, unless it tastes amazing
- Vegan‑friendly, cruelty‑free fun
- Third‑party tested for quality
What people are saying
“One capsule and my to‑do list asked for my autograph.”
“Sideffecta gave our team the best kind of side effects: momentum and memes.”
“OptiMood XR made Mondays optional. Figuratively.”
Frequently Asked… Effects
Are these real medications?
No. This is a parody brand and the products are fictional. Please don’t treat parody like a prescription.
Do you ship worldwide?
We ship good vibes worldwide. Boxes and bottles are for illustration only.
Side effects?
Smiles, high‑fives, and an urge to sort your desktop. If anything persists, tell everyone.